Einheriar's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[TOFU3]

Tofu paradox killa

all my 10's was will be belonged will belong to you! love the tree scape tofu canopy.

[Run, Darnell, Run!]

Satan v KKK

its kinda ridiculus to nit pick but the kkk were christian, could have gone without the upside-down crosses. makes satan look bad

[TOFUTWO]

Wicked awesome

I live the sci fi bio cock-pits!! I love the parallel self realization!!! I just which all newgrounds could be so original and creative.
****epic props

danomano65 responds:

thanks dude.

[Chocolate Cake]

Aaaaa

gross eating noises

andy70707 responds:

lol, I recorded that myself of me eating some sweets

[Evil Drugs]

Public service?

random photos and "drugs a bad" simplicity is not going to change anyone's mind. if you want to convince someone about drug abuse, pick one drug and do some research. F.Y.I the biggest drug dealers and abusers are pharmaceuticals, over the counter kills. Beer and Pot are just an obvious target of a failed drug war, recreational substances that are safe for responsible people.

Kyothine responds:

HEY LETS ALL VOTE THIS REVIEW HELPFUL CUZ WERE BADASS TEENAGE STONERS LOLOLOLOL

[Fallen Angel Ep. 1 (Pt3)]

You have a future in animation

If your not being paid you need a team and could do this professionally. The nuclear blasts were effin sweet. The only reason you don't get a 10 is the ridiculously curvacious and provocative main charcater, which isn't necessary for a story with such a heavy plot. Everyone is effected by a nuclear holocaust, we don't need a super sexy anti-hero to suck people in.

[Crystal Chaos : Prologue]

let down . . .

An interesting way to tell a story( from the end through scientist cam recordings), if done well.
But I could only hang on so long. I think the minimal use of animation is used well but its the details that killed it for me. and the lack of well thought out detail.
People still use black and green monitors in 500 years? and if its that last human recording who is at the keyboard? or was that answered much later, after the green madness guy destroys everything. Why was this one it subject 2211 when its the only thing found in the asteroid? these are just a few, I'll let others fill in the rest.

een777 responds:

ya 12 min 30 sec is pretty freakn long and that was my largest concern of it being boring... also my first time voice acting to top it off... i wasn't very comftorable doing this prologue but i knew it had to be done as part of the series... have ne more suggestions (not insults lol) feel free to pm me.

oh ya lol... GREEN SCREEN FTW PWNS NOOB HAXOR!!

[Micheal Jackson:RAI666+D2]

Worthless

At least the Adolf Hilter series was sort of original, in idea at least when execution fails.
But stealing a idea that barely floats, and then using Micheal Jackson and Rape. . .
congratulations your the 10 billionth person to use that joke

[=FLOW2=]

flowing towards 0

I'm sure we've all seen frame by frame animation, which can look cool.
When it has a point or theme, or at least a good score.
better luck next time

FEAR responds:

WOW you are funny! Making a pun with the name of my movie!

"'flow'ing towards 0"

nice i seriously laughed lol

[Raven Steals the Light]

Raven steals the volume

I think the story and cultural imagery is great!
but, the sound was very low. I had to put on headphones and turn it all the way up. Please! fix the sound and resubmit.
Composition and color scheme sort of marginal.

Virgilcomic responds:

lol At the title